Introduction

There is a myth spreading far and wide across this great land of ours. The myth involveds a story so compelling, so incredible that the mere hearing of it will change a person's life. Now this great saga will be told to the masses. You'll be on the edge of your seat from beginning to end. If you read one web based story all year make it this one, read "The Banana Story."

The tales contained within are all true. As difficult as it may be for people to believe these things happened, all I can do is ask you to trust the fact that I have been plagued with these events for the past several years now.